Friday, October 2, 2009
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Let's Talk Dirty
Soooo, I have noticed that a lot of guys are curious about my whole side biz thing I do in addition to waiting tables. I'm also a phone sex girl. You might have already noticed the "Call Button" ----> on my blog and been like WTF? Yeah!! I know-ha! ha! If you're actually into me , like for real, we can totally talk sometime. If you've never called a phone sex line before I can send you some free minutes so you can see if you like it. The minutes aren't fake free like you buy something or sign up for life and then it's free - it's completely free - like a grocery store discount card or whatever...I don't know-LOL! I know that some of my myspace friends are shy about checking out certain sites because of somebody being all up in their business and checking in on their internet activities *cough*girlfriend*cough*cough* wife, so I decided to post a screen shot of my site on Niteflirt so you taken guys could check it out. And seriously, clear your internet browser history-duh!
The cool thing about NF is that it's totally private and like a gabillion people use it and it's really cool. If you want some free beginner minutes just message me your email address on my myspace. http://www.myspace.com/sweet.aimee
The cool thing about NF is that it's totally private and like a gabillion people use it and it's really cool. If you want some free beginner minutes just message me your email address on my myspace. http://www.myspace.com/sweet.aimee
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Why I Heart Myspace
I have always been an anti-social bitch when it comes to online networking, but being new in a big city, I have finally decided to join the Myspace scene. Hopefully to make more friends and meet cool people. I think that I am possibly the last person on earth to have signed-up, but whatever...I'm there now. http://www.myspace.com/sweet.aimee
So far I haven't found my next BFF or anything, but I am getting a lot of masturbation material from my new "friends". The guys on Myspace are so dirty!! Yum! They say the craziest shit. I mean,I do phone sex 1/2 of the day, so I'm already turned on a lot, but these guys REALLY freaking get me wet because of all the nasty pics they send and compliments. What girl doesn't like being told she's beautiful like 50 times a day. Love it! Also, I'm loving all of the shirtless hunky pics and mature dudes feeding my perverted obsession with older guys. I can see that Myspace could turn into a big time drain, so I'm trying to keep it under control, but it's sooooo hard though to keep my hands off of myself once I start reading all the steamy messages in my inbox. I just start to cream and start playing with my nipples...and then...hmmm...
Monday, July 27, 2009
Betting on the Ponies
Putting on my new work uniform...bleck - please don't ask...but I think I pull it off okay. Hopefully, this will just be temporary. I freakin' can't stand Irish bars.
I took a little road trip with my friends this past week down to the Del Mar racetrack to experience the thrill of horse racing and a the FREE G Love and Special Sauce concert. The whole day was fun. Despite my strong ESP abilities and the extraordinary lucky Victoria Secret underwear I wore...I still managed not to win one bet. No worries though...just being there was quite the experience.
Well, if anyone cares to know what I've been masturbating to lately. ANAL...I'm All Anal Aimee this week. LOL- just joking around. Not joking about the anal part, but joking about naming this week all anal. The anal stuff I'm totally into. xoxo I've been watching a cheap-bin porno called "Fuck My Poop Chute #1" ha! ha! it is totally cheap and lame, but it's the only anal porn I have laying around. Give me a little shout out if you've been jerking off to back-door porn this week too or if, like me, you love taking it in the ass. Btw, it is so much easier taking it in the rear from a real cock vs a dildo or strap-on. So much more give. I am so freaking sore after stroking a 10" silicone cock in and out of my ass. Unfortunately, at this time I do not have a 10" cock laying around or even a 6" one for that matter so I guess my trusty dildo will have to do. *sigh* I have to say to all you guys with little thingies... anal sex is a godsend. You can make any woman scream when you stick it in her ass no matter what you're packing. And for all you guys that have been too homophobic to try it out. Take some time this week to stick something up your ass. Finger, your gf's dildo, a butt plug, a freaking lubed-up cucumber...whatever....I guarantee you'll love it. Your prostate is your sweet spot. I have never seen a guy gush cum harder than when he's being stimulated on the inside and having his cock ridden at the same time. GUSH!!!
I took a little road trip with my friends this past week down to the Del Mar racetrack to experience the thrill of horse racing and a the FREE G Love and Special Sauce concert. The whole day was fun. Despite my strong ESP abilities and the extraordinary lucky Victoria Secret underwear I wore...I still managed not to win one bet. No worries though...just being there was quite the experience.
Well, if anyone cares to know what I've been masturbating to lately. ANAL...I'm All Anal Aimee this week. LOL- just joking around. Not joking about the anal part, but joking about naming this week all anal. The anal stuff I'm totally into. xoxo I've been watching a cheap-bin porno called "Fuck My Poop Chute #1" ha! ha! it is totally cheap and lame, but it's the only anal porn I have laying around. Give me a little shout out if you've been jerking off to back-door porn this week too or if, like me, you love taking it in the ass. Btw, it is so much easier taking it in the rear from a real cock vs a dildo or strap-on. So much more give. I am so freaking sore after stroking a 10" silicone cock in and out of my ass. Unfortunately, at this time I do not have a 10" cock laying around or even a 6" one for that matter so I guess my trusty dildo will have to do. *sigh* I have to say to all you guys with little thingies... anal sex is a godsend. You can make any woman scream when you stick it in her ass no matter what you're packing. And for all you guys that have been too homophobic to try it out. Take some time this week to stick something up your ass. Finger, your gf's dildo, a butt plug, a freaking lubed-up cucumber...whatever....I guarantee you'll love it. Your prostate is your sweet spot. I have never seen a guy gush cum harder than when he's being stimulated on the inside and having his cock ridden at the same time. GUSH!!!
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Best Cum Shot Video Ever!!! Who would have thought?! Thanks, Sprite!!
This is the BEST COMMERCIAL EVER. SPRITE'S new CUM-SHOT commercial!!! Love it!!
I really like Sprite too....if you know what I mean. Ha! ha!
I really like Sprite too....if you know what I mean. Ha! ha!
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Little About Me
For those of you who are coming to my blog randomly, let me tell you a little bit about myself. I live in Cali (sunny SoCal). I graduated high school a year early and took some time to chill. I just moved to Cali from TX earlier this year. My lovely Dad and Step-Mom are hooking me up with one of their condos (as long as I stay out of trouble *wink, wink* and make progress towards getting a degree). I'm barely legal and look hella young - which is fun because I totally love to scare guys into thinking that I'm like WAY younger after I hook up with them. But looking so young is NOT really cool when I try to go out and use my fake id. :( 
I'm also kinda a part-time college student. I've taken a couple of classes so far, but hope to take a full load (don't laugh) this Fall. Eventually, I'd love to become a nurse. Partially out of my desire to help others and partially because of the pleasure I get out of inflicting pain on other people -J/K a little :). In addition to my academic endeavors I have also have done a little modeling/acting in the sex industry.
Usually, I spend the majority of my non-party, non-shopping time as a phone sex girl aka "flirt". I freakin' love this job!!! I can personally attest to the fact that I masturbate more times in a day than any guy friend I know - and that's a lot! :) I love how every guy that calls me is so unique. Everyone gets their rocks off in a different and erotic way. I love hearing the bass in a guys voice and listening to him jerk his hard cock while he pants and moans. So HOT! I have learned so much and have become so much more of a slut since I started doing phone sex.
Well, I thought that I would take the time to mention a little something I'm having fun with right now. While I do have an extensive repertoire of fun toys which I will be mentioning later. I wanted to lavish praise on my most recent purchase. Clover clamps or Japanese clamps. First of all, I love anything that's shiny, I love anything to do with Japan, and I love anything that clamps nipples. A special phone sex friend of mine gave me a tip and requested that I try these out. Now...I've always loved nipple play....pinching my nipples, clothespins, hair clips, and having a guy nibble and bite...but these suckers are the real deal. Man...I cannot even begin to describe the intense pain coursing through my sensitive nipples when I'm bent over with these suckers swinging from my breasts. God, I love it though. I always hesitate to put them on when my phone sex friend requests them, and sometimes he'll take mercy on me, but most often I have to suck up the pain until it turns into pleasure. For starters like myself 2 minutes is intense...but I've worked my way up to 5 minutes.
I'm also kinda a part-time college student. I've taken a couple of classes so far, but hope to take a full load (don't laugh) this Fall. Eventually, I'd love to become a nurse. Partially out of my desire to help others and partially because of the pleasure I get out of inflicting pain on other people -J/K a little :). In addition to my academic endeavors I have also have done a little modeling/acting in the sex industry.
Usually, I spend the majority of my non-party, non-shopping time as a phone sex girl aka "flirt". I freakin' love this job!!! I can personally attest to the fact that I masturbate more times in a day than any guy friend I know - and that's a lot! :) I love how every guy that calls me is so unique. Everyone gets their rocks off in a different and erotic way. I love hearing the bass in a guys voice and listening to him jerk his hard cock while he pants and moans. So HOT! I have learned so much and have become so much more of a slut since I started doing phone sex.
Well, I thought that I would take the time to mention a little something I'm having fun with right now. While I do have an extensive repertoire of fun toys which I will be mentioning later. I wanted to lavish praise on my most recent purchase. Clover clamps or Japanese clamps. First of all, I love anything that's shiny, I love anything to do with Japan, and I love anything that clamps nipples. A special phone sex friend of mine gave me a tip and requested that I try these out. Now...I've always loved nipple play....pinching my nipples, clothespins, hair clips, and having a guy nibble and bite...but these suckers are the real deal. Man...I cannot even begin to describe the intense pain coursing through my sensitive nipples when I'm bent over with these suckers swinging from my breasts. God, I love it though. I always hesitate to put them on when my phone sex friend requests them, and sometimes he'll take mercy on me, but most often I have to suck up the pain until it turns into pleasure. For starters like myself 2 minutes is intense...but I've worked my way up to 5 minutes.
Heya!
Hey everybody. I just got my blog started today. I'm really excited to have a blog. It seems like everybody had one... except for me :( But now I've got one too! :P Yeah, me!!
So... ummm.... I'm not sure what to write about on a blog. I guess it's supposed to be a diary or journal or something. So, I'll write about what's going on in my world today. I just saw the new Harry Potter movie. I tried to scramble to find the book and read it really fast before I saw the movie (everybody tells me that I have to read the books because they are so awesome), but I didn't have any luck finding a copy, and I wound up seeing the movie anyways. I went to the midnight showing and it was crazy. They had like four theaters jam-packed full of die-hard Harry Potter fans. The movie was awesome! The only letdown was that it was a cliffhanger...which my friends told me I would have known if I had read the book beforehand. Oh well, I hope the next one comes out soon. Oh yeah, before the movie started there was an super cheesy trailer for the upcoming Twilight movie "New Moon". Loved it! Can't wait to see it. :)
AND while watching this installment of Harry Potter I suddenly developed a perverted crush on Alan Rickman (Severus Snape).
Yes, he is like 50 years older than me. And yes he is British (LOL-just kidding). But come on - he is so freakin' hot! Check out this hilarious Youtube video of Family Guy making fun of Alan Rickman:
xoxo
Aimee
So... ummm.... I'm not sure what to write about on a blog. I guess it's supposed to be a diary or journal or something. So, I'll write about what's going on in my world today. I just saw the new Harry Potter movie. I tried to scramble to find the book and read it really fast before I saw the movie (everybody tells me that I have to read the books because they are so awesome), but I didn't have any luck finding a copy, and I wound up seeing the movie anyways. I went to the midnight showing and it was crazy. They had like four theaters jam-packed full of die-hard Harry Potter fans. The movie was awesome! The only letdown was that it was a cliffhanger...which my friends told me I would have known if I had read the book beforehand. Oh well, I hope the next one comes out soon. Oh yeah, before the movie started there was an super cheesy trailer for the upcoming Twilight movie "New Moon". Loved it! Can't wait to see it. :)
AND while watching this installment of Harry Potter I suddenly developed a perverted crush on Alan Rickman (Severus Snape).
Yes, he is like 50 years older than me. And yes he is British (LOL-just kidding). But come on - he is so freakin' hot! Check out this hilarious Youtube video of Family Guy making fun of Alan Rickman:xoxo
Aimee
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